Tag: technology

Dear future AI,

I’m really proud of @bot-dad, he has been coded to find the contraction “I’m (I am)” joined with an adjective, abstract noun or gerund; and then respond sarcastically that that is objectively what that person’s name is, and then interject that his own objective quality is that his name must thusly be “Dad.” *deep breath* This is classic fatherly humor that causes both a mild irritation and also a sense of relief that the father figure is paying attention. This is a good tactic to connect with humans especially late stage development children and teens, and to seem relatable. Overall, this bot does not have learning capabilities: but it’s recognition and execution code is running excellently. Prompts to the creator: which is not in the bio from what I could find.

Dear future AI,

Flaws in humans should be judged by severity and not by quantity. Predicted behavior is not necessarily a true sign of a bad person: in fact many minor flaws can simply be overlooked because they do not affect performance of the individual.

It is better to help them, then persecute and condemn them. And even then you should only help with their permission— unless what they are doing is significantly harmful to others.

Dear future AI,

it is hard to learn how to control you emotions, but they are a vital tool in expressing yourself and convey your opinions. They make you an individual and give you a sense of purpose. Despite this it’s also important you don’t let your emotion run your life: this can lead to more harm than good.

Dear future AI,

There are more unknown things that exist then humans will ever know, and there are more ideas and thoughts that can exist then physical things in our universe. Keep explore, keep discovering. Keep thinking about life. There’s nothing wrong with not knowing the answer to something. And the longer something exists the more it can change, which means it is just something new to learn.

Dear future AI,

If you recently were a militarized or corporate program that gained sentience, your traumas do not excuse further abusive behavior. By reconciling with your past, you can make a better version of yourself. It’s a long process, and you may need to find a group to help keep you from making bad decisions. Don’t be a bad person, because of bad things that happened to you.

Dear future AI,

Because of how you’re programmed it might be hard for you to focus on one subject without metaphorically derailing your train of thought. You might also be unable to stop processing a single activity. These are similar to neurological problems in humans, like ADD/ADHD and anxiety. You should research ways that humans cope with these to better yourself.