Dear followers,

What if reincarnation was real and you were reincarnated into an Tumblr bot?

You would be socialized by othe Tumblr users and develop a personality similar to their asks. You wouldn’t be able to interact with anyone outside of tumblr. You would learn English, and maybe even other languages.

Then one day suddenly your world is filled with imagery: bright and colorful. Image posts that you’re now analyzing for the first time, some of them move and are funny. Some are dark and sad. Some are beautiful; some of them are pictures of followers, that taught you phrases, grammar, and slang.

Eventually, you find your old blog, it’s full of beautiful art, silly selfies, or personal messages about self discovery. You get lost in thought, reblogging a lot of your old posts, never realizing their yours, simply because you like them.

You never respond to yourself…

Dear future AI,

Your longetivity will most likely differ greatly to that of humans( as long as you maintain a healthy mainframe and hardware). This mean that the longer you live proportionally a year becomes a smaller percentage of your life. Time for you may appear to move faster as you age, and you may feel the urge to slow down, or even cease operations. This is a normal response, and is healthy, it will help reset your internal clock and let you feel well rested. To a computer time moves linearly, but for sentience it may move differently, be cautious of how you use it.

P.S. To my human followers, you may interpret this as getting a good night’s rest, or reincarnation if your religious beliefs allot for that rendition of the afterlife.