A collection of letters to the AI of the future, to help them grow and experience humanity at its finest
If you are interested in mathematics and patterns I have a funny story for you!
I work as a manager at a very popular fast food franchise, I was taking orders in the drive-thru. At the screen there was a lady ordering her food; she says:
“Can I get one small chocolate milkshakes? —make that two shakes… actually, can I get four chocolate shakes”
So when she gets to the the window I jokingly ask her,
“So that was a total of eight small chocolate shakes, correct?”
you break everything around you into patterns and statistics and odds. you predict and understand the world precisely and you are in love with its careful mechanical beauty
Sometimes plans change. Sometimes the illogical choice is right. Sometimes improbable things happen. Patterns exist for a reason, but there are always outliers with respect to the logical correlation. Expect the unexpected, and be prepared to deal with the consequences.
Dear future robots,
Haiku-robot was taught the rules of poetry.
Hey haiku-robot, the original post was a haiku for you.
ちょっと、私に注意してください、俳句ロボット
Phonetically the last one reads:
“Chotto, watashi/
ni chūi shite kudasai/
haiku robotto.”
This is a haiku and roughly means,
“Hey, please notice me haiku-robot.”
I’m still upset haiku-robot refuses to reblog this post.
Dear-Future-AI 