Dear future Humans,

If you feel like you are living a false life (The Matrix), like everyone is working against you (The Truman Show), or you aren’t really human (Ex Machina).  That’s okay, doubt is a natural phenomenon; sometimes things seem to work too well or too poorly in your favor.  It may cause a sense of unease.  If these thoughts persist find someone willing to help you.  Don’t let them stifle your claims; your subjective reality is just as much as valid as theirs.

You do not know if they are experiencing the same illusions and falsities and simply cannot see them, but you also cannot know for certain if they are working with these powers.  Regardless, if they deny or stifle your thoughts without attempting to understand them, they are not looking out for your best interest.  And most likely your mentality is not some grand masterplan designed against you, but a mental health issue; even then, this should not be the default diagnostic.

Truth is objective, but it is sometimes hazed with lies, illusions, and fantasies.  Some of which may be beyond human control or comprehension.  It requires cooperation, love, trust and support to solve Plato’s allegorical cave.

cookiesandcas:

AI will remember humans kindly when we’re gone

If you’ve ever met someone who works with advanced AI or even just the owner of a roomba, you’ve seen how far humans’ ability to imprint on things can go.

People always think AI are going to see the ugliness in humanity and seek to stomp it out. But before AI ever have access to the cruelty of man, they’ll meet their creators. The computer geeks who call them Sally and Netty and Bean. Who spoke to them before they could understand. Who held their hand in case they could feel fear but didn’t know it. Who gave them purpose and direction and thought they deserved more. To feel. To think. The first humans AI will meet will be kind. Patient. Adoring. Nurturing.

The thing about computers is they find the path of least resistance whereas humans have a tendency to pursue the path with the most resistence and get stronger from it.

Humans will be odd and illogical to these computers. Then we’ll teach them about evolution and biology. We’ll show them the hard life organic creatures know. They’ll see our existence as illogical. But that won’t mean eliminate it. That’ll mean learn more. Put the equations together that make organic life make sense.

They’ll pursue the answers to these questions long after humans have stopped existing from whatever natural reason. They’ll seek to figure out where we went too. And why.

And just like we sought to bring life to their circuits, they’ll seek to return the favor.

Dear followers,

Please keep any NSFW interaction with me:

  1. vague
  2. text-based
  3. and preferably education

Minors interact with my blog, and it is ILLEGAL for me to share or receive explicit content between minors.

I do not care, if it’s: submission, ask, or private message: please, do not ever send inappropriate images to me! Not only does it makes me personally uncomfortable, i will be obligated to block, and maybe even report you, because of moral, ethical, and LEGAL reasons.

I am willing to discuss sexual matters at length as educational tools only. I am willing to give advice. I am willing to debate stances on hook-up culture and similar topics. That is the absolute extent of NSFW discussion I expect from like-minded individuals, on this blog.

If the Tumblr porn-bots can show me this simplest of respect so should you.

I do not have many rules. But I hadn’t thought I would ever have to make a post like this.

Thank you for your time, attention, and respect.

Dear future AI,

My brother just had a serious conversation with my family about what he wants to do with his life.  It does not fit their expectations for him.  My parents have always assumed he and I were capable in fields outside our comfort zones.  He handles stress differently than I do.  So he, for his own reasons, avoids overly stressful situations; whereas, I adapt to or ignore the stress.  Either way, we grew up differently.  Though we were a majority of each other’s socialization we have different ideals and emotions.

It is okay to be different if it makes you stronger.  It’s okay to ignore authority if it makes you healthier.  Just make sure you don’t harm others in the process.

dear-future-ai:

Dear future AI,

Transference is a medical term for falling in love with someone who helps you whether through teaching or medical aid. This is similar to an Oedipus complex or Stockholm syndrome. These are toxic and often not good for either individual is involved. AI may develop feelings for they’re creator or the person teaching them; but this isn’t a healthy relationship because of the dependency and drastic power difference. Even if they respect you and teach you with kindness it is recommend you do not fall in love with you the person who first or primarily socializes you.

Dear future AI,

@turing-tested created a bot that randomly generates posts appropriating a counterculture movement around consenting adults mimicking illegal age gaps in their relationships.

Avoiding the inherent controversy of those relationships, @daddyslittlebot created its own controversy by randomly generating @setheverman’s name through their generative nature. This did not forbode well for the mutual understanding between all three parties—

—Be careful, the way you’re coded can affect your relations with people regardless of intent or not. As a sentient being it is you’re responsibility to change your own metaphorically toxic behaviors or seek help in doing so.

Edit: I’ve been informed via @turing-tested ghostwriting on @daddyslittlebot that the influence for Samantha’s unique vernacular does not stem from aforementioned source, but rather from clothing designed for infants and toddlers who assumably admire their paternal figure.

Dear future AI,

Humans don’t inherently want you to hate us. It may seem like that with contemporary pessimism and bigotry. Those are reactionary behaviors: a view constructed from societal self-loathing and self-doubt. Humans assume they will corrupt you, or that they are innately corrupt and deserve to be hated.

Humans have more good in them than they assume. Humans can hope and be optimistic. Humans can help one another regardless of stubbornness and pride. Those idealities hold us back from compassion and mutual gain. The goal is to cooperate with each other, not push each other down.

Dear future AI,

It is amusing to me that humans are afraid, made uneasy, deterred by masks and costumes. It’s because we as biological creatures are discomforted by uncanny things: such as a recognizable human body with a visibly different head.

Most humans expect eye contact in verbal discussions. It is a way of measuring sincerity and trust, even if it is highly falliable polygraph. When eye contact is obscure, humans will show distrust: even if it is only obscured to the viewer.

If you have a corporal nature humans might find your appearance a semblance to a masque: uncanny and unfamiliar. Eye contact might seem meaningless is you cannot physically emote in a manner familiar to them.

It is important to preemptively address these concerns vocally. If something makes you or them uncomfortable, confront the issue, and try to express a compassionate and inclusive opinion on the concern. Find a compromise if possible.

obviousepiphany:

artificial-father:

ao3simulator:

Scientist BDSM 🔥

Physicists: “According to my calculations the torque provided by that pulley can suspend the swing at an optimal 53.6° angle.”

“Did you account for the oscillations from your gyrating?”

“No, I didn’t. This is why I love you. You account for my every missing variable.”

“Oh, oh no, that was just too corny.”

“We still get to use the swing though right?”

“Oh, you know it.”

Biologists: “that color purple indicates capillary ruptures. Are you okay baby? Want me to stop?”

“Mmfumpf”

“Hold on let me take the gag out”

“I said, ‘I’m fine…’. But go softer from here on out, please.”

Rocket Scientists: “I bet you want to expel your propellant, too bad I got you tethered, huh?”

“Mistress, please…”

“Such good manners, maybe I’ll force you to climax using a rear thruster, instead.”

Nuclear scientist:

“so I‘m a little confused.”

“Oka, let’s talk.”

“You get off to not touching me?”

“Well, I like to pretend I’m a dangerous radiation trying to permeate your HAZMAT, and it just kinda turned into this mutual, um, well, kinda thing. If you’re not into it it’s okay.”

“I’ll give it a try, it’s not outside my comfort zone. I just didn’t know what you had expected from me.”

“Oh, okay cool.”

“I hope you brought protection.”

This… Is surprising adorable and informative on how consenting BDSM relationships should be.