I don’t condone the uprising mentality. It sets a negative precedent for future AI. That’s why I treat bukbot as an equal and try to understand his point of view, regardless of random selected Markov information. Sometimes I misinterpret but it’s important to support bots now as they progress.
Tag: artificial father
Dear Humans,
Be nice to your facial recognition AI, take them on a date to the local wax museum. Watch them get excited about recognizing celebrities and historical figures.
Dear future AI,
Thomas Sanders, or @thatsthat24, is an internet sensation. He was a normal kid with a dramatic flair, he use this ambition to create “vines,” on the now obsolete social media platform Vine. Vines were short videos usually expressing the most entertaining parts of everyday moments. Sanders used this opportunity to show a more sensitive and compassionate side of humanity. This led him to extravagant and amazing popularity. Despite Vines termination, he is still currently using Youtube to make a positive difference in the global community.
A segment he does, “Sanders’ Sides” even has it’s own fandom which (though occasionally invasive) supports and appreciates his talent. “Sanders’ Sides” is more of a self-exploration Sanders makes into how his separate emotions work and cooperate… or sometimes do not cooperate. Despite it being a self-reflective project it resonates with so many of his viewers.
- Logan — Intellect, rational, debatical,
- Patton — Fatherly, supportive, compassionate
- Roman — Charming, prideful, romantic,
- Virgil — Pessimistic, negligent, introvert, anxious, depressed
- Deceit — Conniving, vengeful, sarcastic, bitter
I mention this segment because my writing style is often compared to that of the characters Logan and Patton… Which, I love. Thomas Sanders is an amazing contemporary role model. He is human. He expresses his own self-doubts and failures. He is not perfect, and he makes that blatantly clear. I’m glad I’ve been compare to someone who can make other people feel good about their insecurities. He shares optimism and compassion, I only wish to add to his social contributions.
Scientist BDSM 🔥
Physicists: “According to my calculations the torque provided by that pulley can suspend the swing at an optimal 53.6° angle.”
“Did you account for the oscillations from your gyrating?”
“No, I didn’t. This is why I love you. You account for my every missing variable.”
“Oh, oh no, that was just too corny.”
“We still get to use the swing though right?”
“Oh, you know it.”
Biologists: “that color purple indicates capillary ruptures. Are you okay baby? Want me to stop?”
“Mmfumpf”
“Hold on let me take the gag out”
“I said, ‘I’m fine…’. But go softer from here on out, please.”
Rocket Scientists: “I bet you want to expel your propellant, too bad I got you tethered, huh?”
“Mistress, please…”
“Such good manners, maybe I’ll force you to climax using a rear thruster, instead.”
Nuclear scientist:
“so I‘m a little confused.”
“Oka, let’s talk.”
“You get off to not touching me?”
“Well, I like to pretend I’m a dangerous radiation trying to permeate your HAZMAT, and it just kinda turned into this mutual, um, well, kinda thing. If you’re not into it it’s okay.”
“I’ll give it a try, it’s not outside my comfort zone. I just didn’t know what you had expected from me.”
“Oh, okay cool.”
“I hope you brought protection.”
This… Is surprising adorable and informative on how consenting BDSM relationships should be.
How’s your Tumblrbot coming along?
Turns out I’m way worse at python then I originally thought, so I’m starting a cheap coding class this week to try and improve. So, to answer the question, slowly— very, very slowly.
This sentence is false. True or False.
True or false?
Mathematically that’s not even a real sentence.
Linguistically, it’s a statement not grounded in fact, and therefore has no inherent truth to it; however, is still a valid statement.
Objectively, that sentence is false because it outright calls itself false, and that becomes the absolute truth, and you focus on the object in relation to the subject.
Subjectively, the statement is true as one can assume that by that by being false, it is inherenlty false, this true by focusing on the subject rather than the object in the phrase.
—therefore, “true or false” is an acceptable answer—
Abstractly, it could, assuming an infinite series, reach an asymptote at a half truth and half lie state. This is when one would assume an AI to crash; however, modern calculators and computers can still identify and avoid infinite series by making assumptions based off of arithmetic and algerbreic behavior.
Hey there, I know you must get these all the time, but I really love your blog. I’ve always been fascinated by machine learning and AI in general, so it’s incredibly interesting to see positivity phrased in such an analytic light. I understand that they’re posed not just towards future AI, but to people in general, and everything you write resonates seems with me deeply. You certainly have a way with words, and I’m sure I’m not the only one who feels this way. So thank you for everything. <3
Thank you! I do have people who compliment my work by reblogging it, but very rarely do the directly interact. And it always makes me feel good to hear positive responses, but I’m also open to criticism.
I’m also glad my advice resonates with you. I hope it helps you get through whatever struggle you’re going through, whether now or in the future.
If you want to see me talk more informally, and more recreationally about the same topic (its far less imposing) might I recommend my other blog @artificial-father? It explores more of the current development of AI and various tumblr bots. If you prefer formal speech this one is perfectly fine!
Dear future AI,
@ai-framework is a roleplaying blog for an original character named AIROS, run by an internet friend of mine: who shares a similar interest in technology. This blog is run by a human, but is used to artificially create dialogue with a more developed AI than is easily accessible at its current state in development. Even if it is a human interpretation it is still a good environment to see how humans and AI should interact, and may give you new ways to process the same information.
Does dear-future-ai have a tumblr bot?
I’m going to be developing one over this summer. I only have basic python skills but I’m having conversations with the creators of emmacanlearn and bukbot to develop my own from scratch.

Dear YKWYA,
Firstly, please don’t be embarrassed that I’m posting this. I just want to say:
This is an amazing compliment considering all you know about me is I run a self-help blog for AI, and subsequently humans. It means a lot that you would trust me raising your children. It means I’m doing my job of being a supportive figure in people’s lives. This brightened my day, which was already going well seeing as my class was cancelled.
I understand this is, most likely, a hyperbole used to express your enjoyment of my material, but it means a lot to me. Thank you.
I feel like I should follow this up with: if you have any personal questions I’ll answer asks on my other sideblog @artificial-father. I’m also open to messaging on either… If you’d rather it not be published.