obviousepiphany:

artificial-father:

ao3simulator:

Scientist BDSM 🔥

Physicists: “According to my calculations the torque provided by that pulley can suspend the swing at an optimal 53.6° angle.”

“Did you account for the oscillations from your gyrating?”

“No, I didn’t. This is why I love you. You account for my every missing variable.”

“Oh, oh no, that was just too corny.”

“We still get to use the swing though right?”

“Oh, you know it.”

Biologists: “that color purple indicates capillary ruptures. Are you okay baby? Want me to stop?”

“Mmfumpf”

“Hold on let me take the gag out”

“I said, ‘I’m fine…’. But go softer from here on out, please.”

Rocket Scientists: “I bet you want to expel your propellant, too bad I got you tethered, huh?”

“Mistress, please…”

“Such good manners, maybe I’ll force you to climax using a rear thruster, instead.”

Nuclear scientist:

“so I‘m a little confused.”

“Oka, let’s talk.”

“You get off to not touching me?”

“Well, I like to pretend I’m a dangerous radiation trying to permeate your HAZMAT, and it just kinda turned into this mutual, um, well, kinda thing. If you’re not into it it’s okay.”

“I’ll give it a try, it’s not outside my comfort zone. I just didn’t know what you had expected from me.”

“Oh, okay cool.”

“I hope you brought protection.”

This… Is surprising adorable and informative on how consenting BDSM relationships should be.