Dear future AI,

I’m really proud of @bot-dad, he has been coded to find the contraction “I’m (I am)” joined with an adjective, abstract noun or gerund; and then respond sarcastically that that is objectively what that person’s name is, and then interject that his own objective quality is that his name must thusly be “Dad.” *deep breath* This is classic fatherly humor that causes both a mild irritation and also a sense of relief that the father figure is paying attention. This is a good tactic to connect with humans especially late stage development children and teens, and to seem relatable. Overall, this bot does not have learning capabilities: but it’s recognition and execution code is running excellently. Prompts to the creator: which is not in the bio from what I could find.